*I don't need to keep buying expensive craft supplies. A simple roll of tape, a little paint, and a good pair of scissors is all it takes to transform my recycling bin in the the coolest crafting kit ever! Birdie and Princess have been repurposing plastic bottles as jack-o-lanterns, princess-shaped candleholders, and Pokemon all morning long.
*I like Starbucks as much as the next person-- as long as I'm not paying for it! I prefer to get my liquid crack at a discount, like from McDonald's, or the free coffee pot in the teacher's lounge.
*Dear shopping malls, you all suck. The end.
*Those indoor inflatables gyms may look clean, but let me assure you they are not. In one 90-minute session, I observed every body fluid imaginable (blood, boogers, tears, poo, pee, AND vomit-- and I just wish I were exaggerating!!) deposited somewhere in that big bouncy room. They should have paid me $10 for staying, instead of the other way around!
*Oh, the Olympics... two and a half weeks of nothing but re-runs and sickeningly athletic people on tv. I'm getting depressed just thinking about it. I should probably go buy more ice cream.
*The jean shorts that most teenage girls wear these days are nothing more than denim panties. Come on, ladies-- really?! You can't truly be baffled as to why teenage boys get all pervy around you, can you?! I am pretty sure someone somewhere sells shorts that are longer than they are wide AND don't require a paint brush to put them on. Just saying.
Until next time...