*To bathe or not to bathe should NEVER be the question. When in doubt, err on the side of cleanliness. Please.
*Screw Klondike Bars-- the things a kid will do for a sticker will never cease to amaze me!
*Putting the word "ass" in the title of a blogpost seems to make it irresistible to readers. From now on, I will be incorporating a swear word in each post title, just to to increase my readership. I do not have Tourette's. Dammit.
*Have you ever thought about how a beer cooler and a wine cooler sound like they would be similar things, but are in fact nothing alike? Picture in your head the girl who brings a wine cooler to a party. Now picture a girl who brings a beer cooler... That's a whole different girl at a whole different party, y'all.
*I know this seems a bit obvious, but I'll put it out there anyway: If your 6 year-old has a cough that is only rivaled by a 3-pack-a-day smoker, you should probably not send him to school. This also goes for fevers, rashes, and lice. School doesn't have to be a cesspool-- parents just make it one.
*The last thing you expect to see in a Wal-Mart parking lot is a limousine, yet there it was, at 2:30 on a Sunday afternoon-- complete with 6 tipsy bachelors making a beer run. What I want to know is, why not stop at the 7-Eleven? You can afford a limo, but you need to stop at Wally World to save a few bucks on beer? Really?!
*Root beer and vanilla vodka make a very yummy combo. Best of all, I don't have to listen to my little
Until next time...