Saturday, August 4, 2012

This Week's Hairbrained Musings (10)

Another week of moments and musings.

*You know you have a problem when your own veterinarian giggles and says to you "you may very well have the world's most expensive dog."

*Assholes come in all shapes and sizes, but they are still fairly easy to recognize.  For some reason, a disproportionate number of them seem to drive State Trooper cruisers.

*I saw a giant pick up truck in the middle of suburbia with a pair of "brass balls" hanging from the tow hitch this week.  Why would anyone do that?!  I felt compelled to tell the guy "Nice truck.  Sorry about your penis, though."

*My Birdie absolutely refuses to flush the toilet, but she is more than happy to let store management know about the "unsanitary conditions" in their public restrooms.  It never occurs to her that the person that comes in after her will likely make the same complaint to management because of her.

*Nothing makes family fun at the park nearly so enjoyable as as high heat and humidity.  I encountered more swoobs and swass today at the park than you could ever find at a truck stop or strip club.  I had to delete half the pictures on my camera because of it!

*My children have a very skewed sense of germs.  They won't use a napkin lying on the kitchen table that looks clean, but a piece of tp lying on the floor of a public restroom?!  If it's not wrinkled up or wet, it should be just fine.  I threw up a little in my mouth just typing that.  UGH!

*Alcohol makes family gatherings much more entertaining, especially if you get to choose who's drinking!

Until next time...


  1. ahahhaha!! Love the comment about the truck!

  2. So funny about kids and their skewed sense of germs. My oldest will let the dog lick her face, will eat food that falls on the floor, but when we ask her to load the dishwasher, she's in a full hazmat suit because she "doesn't want to touch stuff that other people put in their mouths". Yes the other people who live with you and are related to you, moron. It's not like we invite hobos infested with body lice over to tea and make her clean up after us.

    Have a great day! Keep those laughs coming.


  3. I love this list. Just stopping by from the Make My Morning blog hop.