More Hairbrained Musings (15)

Another collection of moments and musings.  (Some of you may have noticed this is no longer a weekly post.  You may have also noticed my other posts are less frequent, too-- I didn't want my Musings to overtake my blog, so they will just begin to happen when they happen, but I doubt they will ever go completely away.  It's waaay too fun to vent!)

*To bathe or not to bathe should NEVER be the question.  When in doubt, err on the side of cleanliness.  Please.

*Screw Klondike Bars-- the things a kid will do for a sticker will never cease to amaze me!

*Putting the word "ass" in the title of a blogpost seems to make it irresistible to readers.  From now on, I will be incorporating a swear word in each post title, just to to increase my readership.  I do not have Tourette's.  Dammit.

*Have you ever thought about how a beer cooler and a wine cooler sound like they would be similar things, but are in fact nothing alike?  Picture in your head the girl who brings a wine cooler to a party.  Now picture a girl who brings a beer cooler... That's a whole different girl at a whole different party, y'all.

*I know this seems a bit obvious, but I'll put it out there anyway:  If your 6 year-old has a cough that is only rivaled by a 3-pack-a-day smoker, you should probably not send him to school.  This also goes for fevers, rashes, and lice.  School doesn't have to be a cesspool-- parents just make it one.

*The last thing you expect to see in a Wal-Mart parking lot is a limousine, yet there it was, at 2:30 on a Sunday afternoon-- complete with 6 tipsy bachelors making a beer run.  What I want to know is, why not stop at the 7-Eleven?  You can afford a limo, but you need to stop at Wally World to save a few bucks on beer?  Really?!

*Root beer and vanilla vodka make a very yummy combo.  Best of all, I don't have to listen to my little booze nazis darlings ask me "haven't you already had some alcohol today?" because they can't tell it's in there!  It's like mommy's little alcoholic secret!  BWAHAHAHAHA!  Now, if only I had some more vanilla vodka and root beer.

Until next time...